so i finally created my own twitter account – ok, that’s a lie. i’ve had one for a few months now but i know NO ONE who uses twitter so i would tweet every few weeks, to no apparent avail. however, i do have one good friend who finally clued into the potential of twitter, so we’ve started twittering back and forth a couple of times a day. why should we twitter when we can just talk? well, we do that, too. we just like twitter.
unfortunately, however, the majority of our tweets appear like the above image. neither of us has the most adrenaline-pumping of lives, so my tweets consist of “going to work,” “doing accounting homework,” and “sitting around,” and hers lately have consisted of “I HATE BEING SICK.”
i found this picture that was the comic a few days ago for toothpastefordinner and died laughing because it is so me, and i thought i’d share. drew is a genius, as is his wife natalie dee.
Kanye West flipped out on his blog about people criticizing his performance at Bonnaroo. Kanye made festivalgoers wait 2-3 hours trying to get his stage show set up. He didn’t perform until after 4 a.m. He blames Bonnaroo organizers and Pearl Jam for ending their show an hour late. Here’s an excerpt from his blog at Kanye Universe City:
I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall… Why???? I understand if people don’t like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I’ve ever had in my life. This is the most offended I’ve ever been… this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want…. arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of…. BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I’M FLYING! I’M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, “KANYE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE.” CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN’T LET’S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES… WE’D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY’D SAY OK… THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN’T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN’T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE … I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT’S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS! MY PEOPLE WORKED OUT A COMPROMISED STAGE PLOT AND A 3AM TIME SLOT AND I AGREED. FAST FOWARD TO THE DAY OF THE SHOW. MY PRODUCTION MANAGER TRIED TO LOAD IN FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE BUT THE FESTIVAL WOULDN’T ALLOW US TO DO ANYTHING UNTILL PEARL JAM LEFT THE STAGE. PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THAT POINT WE’RE RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did he just call them squid brains? I had no idea Kanye West was a pirate. Anyway, for those of you wondering why he’s yelling, no, he’s not in a movie theather. Kanye’s just really passionate about making sure people know what a dedicated performer he is. And how much he loves overusing punctuation. LOVES IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
So there’s that. Kanye has definitely busted a nut, and it looks like it was his last one, too. Looks like Jesus isn’t walking with him anymore, for real. Squid brain. I guess RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! didn’t work so well for him in the end. Too bad. Guess he’s still stuck in that Truman Show he’s bursting a vein in his forehead yelling about.
Watch that Macbook Air, though. We’re not all so fortunate, and it would be a terrible shame to lose one of those beautiful things.
I just had to post this. I was just scrolling through some celeb gossip sites including TheSuperficial, What Would Tyler Durden Do?, and D-Listed, and actually started crying out of laughter when I read this.
i finished my last dose of accutane today. well, technically i was on the generic brand isotretinoin (more commonly known as sotret?). i feel thrilled that i’m finally done with my cycle, but i’m interested to see where this is going to take me now. my symptoms have only been dry skin – especially lips and nose, but only one minor nosebleed. i did moisturize my face like nobody’s business, so that’s probably why that was ok. and i traded off between aquaphor and cocoa butter for my arms and legs to keep them from drying out too bad.
i’m excited to be done, but, like i said, i’m nervous. i know there’s a huge success rate, but a lot of people have to do it twice, and i hope i don’t. i feel like it put me in a lower mood than i used to be in, and i’m hoping that’ll lift now that i’m not on it anymore. but don’t get me wrong – i am so glad i did it. i used to have pretty bad acne, but now my face is as clear as the sky in july. i love it. love it love it love it.
i’d definitely recommend it to someone. i know there are 2385230 awful side effects, but they only happen to the vast minority of people, and across the board results are great. it was definitely worth being a little crabbier and having to apply chapstick about fifty times a day to have clear skin.
i’m currently reading jodi picoult’s “salem falls.” i just finished “the pact” and remembered that i had this one tucked away downstairs, so i pulled it out. i wish i owned “nineteen minutes.” i may have to buy it, but i have about a million books on that list, so we’ll just have to see. i really can’t afford to buy any more books on top of my college book costs, although i seem to be mysteriously addicted to the five-dollar-movie rack at wal-mart. good movies at an awesome price. i just can’t stop. seriously, who puts “catch me if you can,” “something’s gotta give,” and “A KNIGHT’S TALE” on the $5 rack?? seriously, have some respect for mr. ledger.
speaking of heath ledger, i am so pumped for the dark knight. seriously, it’s going to be awesome. i’m a little nervous because on all the trailers he looks really pretty terrifying. and i haaate scary movies, but i don’t think this is going to be that scary and besides, who passes up christian bale and heath ledger and batman and a midnight movie experience? all four great things. i’ll post my favorite trailer and a few screens.
scary, huh? oh heath. i am so sad that this movie killed you because you were so amazing.
sorry, i couldn’t find a good screen of batman, unfortunately. but let’s look at some more of these names, ok? michael caine, gary oldman, and morgan freeman, all fantastic. and maggie gyllenhaal replaced katie holmes, and it was about time that they got someone who can act their way out of a box into a movie (not katie holmes). we’ve already seen aaron and katie getting it on all over his apartment in “thank you for smoking,” and i don’t need to be blinded again. i just love maggie, especially in “stranger than fiction.”
also, side note – did anyone else know that the beautiful and talented nestor carbonell is in this?? i fell in love with him on LOST and i am so excited to see him again!
one more thing i am absolutely thrilled about in this movie is the introduction of harvey dent, who becomes two-face. and who better to play him than aaron eckhart? a brilliant actor (thank you for smoking, no reservations) who deserves such an awesome part. he always seems to play the “bad guy who’s really good,” but here he’ll just be the bad guy, so it’ll be interesting to see how he does that.
speaking of other fantastic movies, disney pixar’s wall-e comes out this weekend. some of their new movies have been flops compared to the greats, but i think this one will be another classic, like nemo did when it joined their ranks. cars was pretty good, but it barely scraped the surface. some of the others…just no good. anyway. wall-e looks promising. i just love disney pixar and it sounds like it’s going to be great.
i suppose i’m done name-dropping for tonight, but i can’t wait for either of these movies.
all i’ve been listening to for the past few days are those audiobooks still. i’m on “eclipse” right now, and about 2/3 of the way through, i think. i think this might be my favorite book. so good. the characters do tend to grimace, hiss, glower, sigh, and cry quite a bit, though. oh well. i suppose i can take a few sacrifices for a good book. i downloaded “anne of green gables” from librivox, where you can download a ton of audiobooks that are in the public domain, so i guess that’s next on my list.
my newest musical addiction, however, is charlotte sometimes. on her myspace she lists her influences as being Fiona Apple, Roy Orbison, Van Morrison, Carol King, The Everly Brothers, Death Cab For Cutie, Lisa Loeb, Simon and Garfunkel, The Cardigans, Tracy Bonham, Snow Patrol, Billie Holiday, The Postal Service, Buddy Holly, The Violent Femmes, Rilo Kiley, Tegan and Sara, so you can make your judgments based on that. i personally love her.
and courtesy of nice facts, here are some, well…nice facts.
did you know that males sweat 40% more than females? mon dieu!
and from the quick quotes quill:
“Models are like baseball players. We make a lot of money quickly, but all of a sudden we’re 30 years old, we don’t have a college education, we’re qualified for nothing, and we’re used to a very nice lifestyle. The best thing is to marry a movie star.” – cindy crawford
well, when i started summer job hunting, i had no intentions of working for an actual professional company like the oklahoma press association, where my dad is the exec vice prez (aka the boss man). i worked in a doctor’s office last summer as an “administrative assistant” (i don’t get my panties in a wad when called a secretary, though), but that was only so i could rake in the big bucks to use as spending money for my study abroad last fall. this summer, my highest aspiration was to be a starbucks barista or a movie/music guru at randy’s m&m, the local, well, music/movie store “chain” of three stores.
but then the girl who did the full-time “page shooting” (getting there, don’t worry) at my dad’s office, OPA, quit at the beginning of the summer, so the head advertising lady gave me a call and asked if i wanted to give it a try, since they knew i needed a job i could start immediately and then they wouldn’t have to waste time hiring someone while the workload piled up. this is a job that has to be done literally every day to keep up with the times.
so what do i do? it’s really actually interesting. the majority of my job is to sit in the basement and use a camera/computer setup contraption to take pictures of each individual page of (now) about half of the newspapers published in oklahoma. when they started the program, they had to do it for every paper, including the hooj ones like the tulsa world and the oklahoman and all of that. luckily, they now upload their PDFs to the program so it saves me some work.
so why am i taking pictures of newspapers? well, how it ends up: let me show you it. these pictures are uploaded to a program that rotates and reads them, and the other part of my job is to enter the program and search, using keywords in a boolean search, to find advertisements based on ad order number and an image of the ad i’m supposed to find, and make sure the ads ran in the right papers on the right dates.
it sounds pretty tedious, and sometimes it is, but it’s actually a really neat concept. the program just got started about a year ago, and we’re now selling subscriptions to it so people or companies can find articles that mention them or that they would be interested in (or for a higher fee, we can find those articles for them).
but my favorite part of the job, and the reason i’m writing this post is that a lot of the newspapers i see are small-town papers, the kind that make people think we’re so redneck (most of us aren’t, promise). and since the files get saved, i can access them anytime i want. so here are a few of my favorites
these two links are PDFs – just be warned. i know i hate it when i accidentally click on a PDF and it takes a long time, so i just wanted to let you know. but “pet of the week” and “snakes slithering among us” are worth it.
these just make me laugh. one of them is in “rough” form before it got changed by the program, but that’s the only copy i could find today. still pretty hysterical.
well, according to BBC News, there’s a new hunt for the yeti going down pretty soon in the jungles of india.
“According to the author and environmentalist Llewellyn Marak, such stories cannot be dismissed out hand.
“I saw the footprints for myself last year,” he said, and they cannot easily be explained away.
“The prints were different from other animals – and were almost human in appearance – apart from the fact that they were about 18 inches [46cm] long.
“Both my father and grandfather also saw the creature at different times. Each said that it resembled a large gorilla.”
Mr Marak argues that the Meghalayan forestry department has not seriously investigated the sightings because they are “uninterested and too lazy.”
yes, marak, that must be it. it couldn’t possibly BE a large gorilla, could it? and since no one has ever actually caught the yeti, no one would be able to accurately describe it, would they?
why is there such a fascination with finding the yeti? that i do not understand. i suppose the same reason people are still searching for the loch ness monster, which is reputed to still be swimming around after hundreds of years, although it may have been found by a small family and kept in a toilet for a brief period of time, then more commonly known as a water horse.
“Meghalaya’s Divisional Forestry Officer Shri PR Marak denies suggestions that his officers have not properly investigated alleged yeti sightings – which he argues is an expensive exercise in thick jungle only accessible by foot.
He uses diplomatic language when discussing whether yetis exist in the state.
“I have gone to see the evidence for myself and have even taken a plaster cast of one of the footprints,” he says.
“As you know the presence of such a creature is an important part of our culture – passed down to us by our parents and grandparents.
“But we have no concrete evidence it exists, and there may even be a possibility that some of the evidence has been manipulated to create a stir.”
do we really not have better things to do with our time? i mean, i’ve heard it said that i’m part choctaw indian, but i’m not out searching down the origins of my past. if there were a giant unexplained mystery encompassed by my heritage, though, i’d be packed up and gone yesterday to hunt it down. for sure.
“The truth is out there somewhere,” says Dipu Marak sincerely.
“But like the Loch Ness monster this creature is obviously not fond of giving too many photo opportunities.”
ah yes, we return to our friend le loch ness monster. i suppose the yeti, yowie, sajarang gigi, whatever you want to call it (in canadia they prefer sasquatch), must ever remain the greatest unsolved mystery of our time. don’t be alarmed, however – there’s a veritable army of men surnamed “marak” out looking for it.
priority one – yeti
priorities two through the end – world peace, poverty, illiteracy, etc.
on a lighter and even less serious note, here’s a joke my boyfriend told me. i chuckled for a good fifteen minutes, but then again, i think most things are funny.
once there was a man named mr. opporknockity who tuned pianos. one day he went and tuned a woman’s piano, and it then made such a glorious sound, and she was thrilled. she played and played and played for a few months, and then the sound started to be less glorious. she became less and less happy with the sound of the piano, and she called him up to ask him to come retune her piano. but he listened to her story and then said, “i’m sorry, but mr. opporknockity only tunes once.”
so i went and saw the new hulk movie last weekend, and i thought i’d give it a little review here. marvel definitely did the right thing in buying back the rights to its characters for movies. first iron man with robert downey jr., which was AWESOME (although i’m ashamed to say that i didn’t see it until last weekend, either – my boyfriend and i had a “marvel”ous weekend. corny, i know.), and now edward norton starring as the hulk (unfortunately, it’s not staying that way). i’m a huge ed norton fan, so that’s a big downer. but i digress.
acting – ed norton, as bruce banner/the hulk, was brilliant, as usual. it’s too bad marvel wouldn’t listen to him and make the movie a little more “human” as opposed to action, but he did a fantastic job of making banner really sympathetic in this role. liv tyler as betty ross, banner’s love interest – i’m not her hugest fan, but her babydoll voice didn’t kill her in this movie. she did pretty well. fortunately she’s mostly in the second half. tim roth, as blonsky/”bad hulk” the antagonist, was quite good. talented actor who did well in his hunt of banner. i liked ross’s new boyfriend – he kept me laughing out of sheer ridiculousness.
speaking of “humanistic v. action” – you’d think the US army would have figured out after a battle or two that the hulk cannot be defeated with pistols. and if you had banner as a human, why would you do things the hard way and force him into being the hulk before you shoot large explosives at him? it just seemed like the US army couldn’t figure it out…oh well, that’s nothing new.
computer graphics – good thing marvel bought back their rights and made the hulk look the way he should, not like he came off a can of jolly green giant. blonsky’s hulk was pretty nasty looking, especially with those spikes up his back. i wouldn’t want to cross him in a dark alley…anywhere, really. flying objects and things thrown by the hulk twins looked much more realistic, and there were no jumping/throwing helicopters across a desert shenanigans this time around.
plot – again, marvel, fantastic. they pretty much rewrote the hulk’s origin, showing it as a science experiment gone badly badly wrong rather than some nuclear crap that happened when banner was a bebe. i felt like the relationship between banner and ross was a little forced at times, but that could be tyler’s slightly-above-par acting.
overall, it was probably worth the $9 my boyfriend’s parents paid for me to see this movie. i’d probably pay to see it again. none of us are “comic book crazies” and we all enjoyed it a lot. can’t wait for the next marvel movies and the final avengers movie coming out when all of the movies for the avengers have been made.
i suppose that’s about all for today. i downloaded the twilight audiobooks this morning from audible.com, so that’s keeping me definitely entertained while i work in the basement at the office all by my lonesome.
i’m looking into setting up a twitter account for the blog. we’ll see. still reading “the pact” by jodi picoult and listening today mostly to death cab for cutie’s new cd “narrow stairs.”
did you know that mel blanc, who played the voice of bugs bunny, was allergic to carrots? ehhh, what’s up, doc?
well, i suppose this is my first post for this blog. with the exception of my high school xanga, i’ve never been able to keep a blog up consistently. i’m not planning on having a huge fanbase or anything – i just want to keep up with things. during the school year, i’m a pretty avid journaler, but i can’t seem to keep up with that in the summer. i figured a blog might be a better way to keep track of things – especially things trivial enough to keep out of my journal, like books, my classes, school, just kind of whatever.
i’m a junior at oklahoma christian university majoring in english writing and minoring in spanish, international studies, and accounting. so basically i’m almost picking up another major in liberal studies, but just short a few hours. accounting does seem like the odd man out, but i’m doing it for the business knowledge, since you have to know not only business accounting, but general business, management, and marketing, as well. my mom’s a CPA so she talked me into it – but i’m taking basic accounting one this summer and i really like it, so maybe it’s inherent. we’ll see.
i’m going to try to keep my posts pretty short and to the point and only write about a few things per post, maybe four or five if i’m feeling frisky.
tonight i think i’m going to start out with talking about the “twilight saga,” which has quickly risen in my stock. i know, i’m even judging myself for loving them. i tried so hard to resist, but they’re just too good. i think the characters are generally pretty flat, and i don’t think i’d be a fan of either bella (too whiny and cries too much) or edward (too perfect/noble, well, except the whole vampire thing) in real life, but i do enjoy a good page-turner. and it did keep me up two nights in a row, reading when i should have been getting valuable sleeping done in between work and evening accounting class (i know, right?)
BUT here’s the kicker – the movie. i cannot wait. it’s got a wonderful cast, and rob pattinson is making me fall in love with edward out of sheer good looks. i applaud whoever did the casting – can’t wait. kristen stewart (in the land of women, panic room) is playing bella, and so far the trailers, etc., look good. i’ll post the official trailer and a clip shown at some mtv awards show or something. i don’t watch mtv. it sucks these days. but if they’re posting twilight clips, i’ll watch those.
here’s the mtv clip
and here’s the official trailer
it’s going to be good. i promise. and if i’m lying, i’ll be right there at midnight gouging out my eyes with you.
mm. sheer beauty.
currently i’m reading “the pact” by jodi picoult. it’s definitely my third or fourth or eighth read, but it’s just so good. i can’t put it down. the basic premise is of two teens, chris harte and emily gold, who grow up together and start dating as teens, and then one night emily is found dead, a bullethole in her head, with chris next to her the whole time. he claims it was a suicide pact between the two of them, but it’s up to time and the courtroom to decide whether it was a pact or a homicide. it’s an incredible pageturner. i cry every time i read it.
other books of hers that i enjoy are “my sister’s keeper,” “nineteen minutes,” and “salem falls.” i wouldn’t recommend “the tenth circle,” but only because it delves into the supernatural, and that’s not my thing (and probably shouldn’t be hers, either, but that’s just my opinion).
currently my musical addiction is PlayRadioPlay!, which is a one-man electronic/pop band from aledo, texas started by daniel hunter in december 2005. he writes, performs, and records all of his own music. the sound can be compared to The Postal Service, Hellogoodbye, Electric President, and other electronic acts. (thanks, wiki) but for real, if you like postal service and hellogoodbye, you’ll love him. his voice also sounds almost identical to the singer from death cab, so there’s another good tip. love it.
other topics i may talk about include my favorite tv shows (lost, grey’s anatomy, heroes, i love new york, flavor of love), harry potter, classes i take, going to a christian university, what i do in my spare time, podcasts, writing, work, just whatever, really.
shoutout to jim dale tonight. i just started listening to his harry potter audiobooks, and i’ve got to say that he’s amazing. if you don’t listen, you should get on it. his voices are fantastic. if you get on itunes and download mugglecast episode 137, it’s mostly an interview with him. he does a few voices and talks about recording and all. heck, while you’re at it, download all of the mugglecast casts. they’re great.
did you know that TYPEWRITER is the longest word you can type out using only one line on the keyboard? try it. i know you did.
